The packing was awesome, the coffee tasted and looked old and dried out.
Here’s an evil secret: you don’t always need caffeine to do your wicked work.
Sit at the devil’s right hand with this decaffeinated roast that still delivers a pop with its smooth caramel and citrus notes. Gully washed and dried in the sun, these beans were decaffeinated using the Swiss Water Process (as well as being cursed and then blasted by the proper playlist to let their sinister taste profile grow).
Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring this heavy metal playlist directly at them to ensure maximum evilness (scan to listen):
