WORLD'S LOUDEST COFFEE | FREE SHIPPING

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Our Process

Let it be known to all who engage that this is no mere mortal enterprise! Thunder Mud is an infernal accord; a communication with the shadows, a malefic array of beans subjected to our proprietary three-step process:

1) Like with all coffee, different coffee plants yield different coffee beans, which produce different flavors. We stop at no cost to find the coffee plants with the most potential not only for powerful flavors, but also, more importantly, for unlimited evil.

2) Those plants are grown, and the beans that they bear are eventually gathered. To ensure maximum freshness and evilness we roast them the same day they ship to you in the fiery pits of damnation.

3) As each flavor is being painstakingly roasted, those beans are simultaneously locked away in pitch-black chambers where they are subjected to very specific, highly-curated, metal playlists. The music is specific to each blend; the songs blasted at the beans at a punishing volume that would decimate a normal human’s hearing in order to imprint on each batch the sonic fury to both draw out every nefarious note of flavor and to further separate the blend from every other option available to the surface world.

We hope you enjoy Thunder Mud... coffee from hell.