Step into the arena of morbid morning rituals with Undead Gladiator Fuel, our darkest Italian roast. Modern work and life is akin to battle in the Colosseum – it is kill or be killed. While your opponents settle for their soft craft brews, you yearn for something distinctly more … evil. 

Our Undead Gladiator Fuel is bold and robust; its flavor profile intense, rich and full-bodied. The taste has a bittersweetness to it and smoky notes; it’s color almost as dark as our collective souls.

This is an intense brew; it’s weight can be attributed to the extended roasting process and the beans prolonged exposure to a specifically-curated punishing playlist designed to turn the beans to the exact level of sinister. 

So savor this roast and know that each sip is like a call to arms, invigorating your senses with the might of a thousand fallen heroes. Only the bravest souls dare partake in Undead Gladiator Fuel. This brew doesn’t just awaken you; it resurrects the ancient warrior in what is left of your soul. 

Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring this heavy metal playlist directly at them to ensure maximum evilness (scan to listen):