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Chthonic Thunder | Chocolate Hazelnut Hades Blend

size: 12 OZ
Grind: Standard

Descend into the infernal depths of flavor with Chthonic Thunder, a coffee so wickedly indulgent, it could only be born in the fiery realms of Hades. This isn't just a coffee; it's a dark pact with pleasure, a blend that tempts the very boundaries of mortal tastebuds. Caught in a diabolical dance, chocolate and hazelnut swirl together in this brew, creating a flavor so sinfully rich and powerful, it echoes the thunderous roars of the underworld.

For those tormented by the impossible choice between hazelnut and mocha, Chthonic Thunder offers a devilish resolution, uniting these two titans of taste in a cup of unparalleled indulgence. Every sip is like a forbidden journey through heathenly temptation, where each swallow is more decadent than the last. The rich chocolate notes summon the darkness of beelzebub's own heart, while the bold hazelnut whispers of ancient, hidden secrets, that are only revealed to the most daring of souls.

Perfect as a dessert coffee, Chthonic Thunder turns each cup into a ritual of rapture, a celebration of the night when spirits rise and fires burn. And when your cup runneth empty, the lingering aroma is like a siren song luring you back for more. So, embrace the darkness, yield to your desires, and let Chthonic Thunder reign supreme in your cup. But be warned, this coffee is not just a brew; it's a glimpse at the edge of the abyss that you can’t ever forget; a taste of the power that rules the Thunderworld making you thirsty for your next fix.

Enjoy Chthonic Thunder if you dare.. but you must ask yourself - are you consuming it or is it consuming you?

Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring this heavy metal playlist directly at them to ensure maximum evilness (scan to listen):

 

 

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