The packing was awesome, the coffee tasted and looked old and dried out.
WORLD'S LOUDEST COFFEE | FREE SHIPPING
WORLD'S LOUDEST COFFEE | FREE SHIPPING
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Unleash the fury of Electric Luchador - an organic Mexican coffee blend so intense, it'll body-slam your senses into El Infierno.
From the Land of the Aztecs, where spirits of ancient warriors past whisper secrets into the soil, comes this diabolical brew de la muerte. Each sinister bean is a nod to the masked warriors who defy death with every leap, every throw, and every clothesline. The Electric Luchador is more than a coffee – it's a heavy metal anthem from south of the border and a battle cry for those who live life on the top rope. It's the taste of a pile-driving victory, of overcoming an iron claw, of standing tall in the face of danger and then giving that danger a suplex straight through the mat and all the way to hell.
So, crank up the volume, throw on your mask, and prepare for an epic showdown with every sip. Because Electric Luchador isn't just a coffee; it's a wild, untamed, heavy metal Mexican rampage in a cup.
Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring this heavy metal playlist directly at them to ensure maximum evilness (scan to listen):
The packing was awesome, the coffee tasted and looked old and dried out.