Welcome to your new malevolent morning ritual. Rooster Funeral is a high-octane breakfast blend so wickedly potent, it heralds the death knell of the rooster's age-old cockadoodledoo. Infused with the unyielding force of Robusta beans (twice the caffeine content of traditional Arabica beans) this blend is not just a coffee; it's a dark symphony that plays the final requiem for dawn's feathery herald.

Every sip of Rooster Funeral catapults you into your morning with a merciless intensity that makes the once-proud rooster species bow their heads in solemn defeat. Their time-honored tradition of greeting the dawn is no more. In its place, a new ritual is born - one that starts with the dark, sinister aroma of this amped up breakfast blend filling your senses, drowning out the need for any natural alarm.

This is more than a coffee; it's the usurper of morning's innocence, the shadow that eclipses the first light. Let each cup be a reminder that the rooster's reign is over, and the true ruler of the morning is now the unrelenting, unapologetic power of your new brew, Rooster Funeral.

Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring this heavy metal playlist directly at them to ensure maximum evilness (scan to listen):