Let it be known to all who engage that this is no mere mortal enterprise! Thunder Mud is an infernal accord; a communication with the shadows, a malefic array of beans subjected to our proprietary three-step process:

1) Like with all coffee, different coffee plants yield different coffee beans, which produce different flavors. We stop at no cost to find the coffee plants with the most potential not only for powerful flavors, but also, more importantly, for unlimited evil.

2) Those plants are grown, and the beans that they bear are eventually gathered. To ensure maximum freshness and evilness we roast them the same day they ship to you in the fiery pits of damnation.

3) As each flavor is being painstakingly roasted, those beans are simultaneously locked away in pitch-black chambers where they are subjected to very specific, highly-curated, metal playlists. The music is specific to each blend; the songs blasted at the beans at a punishing volume that would decimate a normal human’s hearing in order to imprint on each batch the sonic fury to both draw out every nefarious note of flavor and to further separate the blend from every other option available to the surface world.

Quite simply, this is the best coffee you can get in the United States. We have sold our soul to Brewmaster Beelzebub so that we could carefully select the finest gourmet coffee from the best farms around the world (and the underworld) to ensure only the highest-quality beans make it into our bags. And we also only use specialty-grade beans for optimum flavor.

Our coffee is also the freshest coffee available on the internet as all of our coffee is roasted the same day it ships out to you, in order to ensure maximum freshness.

It is! We ship out your coffee within 3-5 days after you've placed your order and we always ship it out the same day that it has been roasted to ensure maximum freshness.

Each one of our coffees comes with a unique highly curated heavy metal playlist that can be accessed through the QR code. This is the exact playlist that we have blared directly at your beans while roasting them in fire and brimstone to ensure maximum evilness.

We ship all of our orders within 3-5 days of you placing the order.

We currently only ship within the United States and we offer free shipping on all orders.